Tuesday, February 07, 2006

True Tales of Real-Life Morons

This happened tonight at Duffin's Donuts here in Vancouver. People can be completely retarded.

10 comments:

billy said...

Thst dude might have been one of those obsessive compulsive germaphobes too.

Mike said...

Yes, but the funny thing was he looked borderline homeless, he was so dirty looking.

Doctor Jones said...

Maybe it took him 2 hours to come up with the money for that coffee, so it's imparative that it's perfect. -Even the slightest touch of a windbreaker will offset the beverage.
...or he's a weirdo or an asshole.

Billy said...

Maybe he has very little say in anything and what little power as a consumer he has he abuses in order to compensate for his inability to control his own destiny.

Mike said...

Wow. You just blew my mind.

Funny thing, that explains... SO much. It explains the existence of many assholes on some level.

Beans said...

There are a couple of donut shops near my 'hood.
They've stopped selling the day-olds.
:(

I guess I can look on the bright side, nobody's coattails flirted with my coffee.

Rob said...

I lived with an obsessive compulsive. He was filthy. So, who knows? He could be one.

Doctor Jones said...

Nope.
I just figured it out, guys.

...A jacket killed his mother.

Billy said...

I was stung by a yellow jacket once.....*haunted stare*

Patty said...

I love your spontaneous autobiographical bits, Mike.